Some folks take their wine very seriously. Very, very seriously. Sometimes, even more seriously than the high rollers at the Sun Valley Wine Auction. They belong to an ultra-exclusive, secret society of elitists that gather in Sun Valley every July. (And, no, we're not talking about Allen & Co.)
Introducing -- the fraternal order of the WAW, also known as the WhoopAssWinos, a group of individuals largely based in Seattle and Sun Valley, who gather together for one thing and one thing only: to worship the good grape.
In addition to attending various festivities of the Sun Valley Center for the Arts Wine Auction, this group wines and dines and wines some more before, during, and long after the wine picnic.
Sounds pretty easy, doesn't it? Ultra-exclusive and elitist? My whoopass.
Then again, to be a member WAW, candidates must meet the following stringent criteria:
- Members will have effervescent personalities with a keen sense of humor.
- All members will vow to consume copious quantities of fine wine and vow to never abstain for a period of more than one month. To remain a member in good standing, spouses or significant others are allowed to drink twice as much if his or her partner is unable or unwilling to consume the appropriate amount.